Update on the missing potato chip

Three days ago, we reported that a ruffled sweet onion potato chip was reported missing by its relatives in Canada, last seen potentially teaching English in Beijing. We got some disturbing news in our inbox this morning. I apologize for getting to it just now, but this morning I was sleeping.

Yo. Ate your chip. Was hungry. Sorry.

I'm holding out hope that perhaps the chip that was eaten was not Carla, whose family has not heard from her for seven months, the same Carla who was last seen -- I repeat -- teaching English in Beijing. But if so, what a sad end to an unspeakably tragic story.

Updates as they become available.