dating chinese girls...u should know,,,
First Date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third Date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing Is ever going to happen.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
First Date: Meet her parents.
Second Date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third Date: Wedding night.
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in The back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her Two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's Girlfriend's' mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his Three kids move in
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your Life in your home that used to be nice,
but now looks like a home along The Tijuana strip.
fun! don get serious...
And this first comment from the_remedy:
First date: You meet in Propaganda 20 minutes before it closes and take her home and have sex.
Second date: You call her at 2:30 after striking out with all the cuter girls and take her home and have sex.
Third date: You go to the clinic and buy azithromycin because it burns when you piss.
I'm gonna guess that when you drop "azithromycin" on an Internet forum, it's because you know something from experience.