Cyanide and Happiness, Chinese edition

One of my favorite webcomics did an all-Chinese comic on January 23 and I totally missed it. This comes embarrassingly late, but it's better that it comes at all (as Rob or another of those funny artists might say, in the form of a joke):

H/T: Kevin

The translation:

--We in there is what day in week?

--We should leave this place.

--I agree.

...

--What are you doing?

--Pity I don't know Chinese.