It's been, like, four hours since credible news sources with -- I think -- better things to do reported that Kim Jong Un isn't, as Weibo (FUCKING CHINESE TWITTER)
reported pulled out of its ass, dead. And it's been like eleven hours since someone decided they'd troll the world because journalists can be fucking stupid sometimes. So what of it? Is Kim Jong Un, North Korea's supreme leader, STILL alive?
Still?
Still still?
Still alive?
Here, listen to this song. Go do it.
Still alive?
Let me reach into the depths of my intuition...
...why yes. Yes. Kim Jong Un is still alive.
Unless he's dead. Cause holy fuck that'd ruin this blog post so completely.
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